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audidas:

Me to myself: nice ass
Me also to myself: thanks

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sharapwna:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

the prostitute though lmao

as she walks to Dicks

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christmonsterx:

Remember this? This is iconic

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moneypowergloryhole:

when you’re the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover

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bruhdidas:

Friend: make yourself at home mi casa es su casa.
Me: okay! * jacks off in the shower. *

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Me slayin the hoes!

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linrenzo:

betterthankanyebitch:

lmao

Lmfaoooooooo

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ridge:

me as a parent 

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Gaga gets scared by an insect before performing Gypsy

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